What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:19

You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III